May 2013
25 posts
I’m bored and should be writing but I don’t want to. Someone talk to me or hang out with me or just exist near me.
White people and non-Black POC...
thegoddamazon:
Y’all eat fried chicken, watermelon, and drink Kool-Aid too.
Stop making it an exclusively Black thing.
Y’all love the fuck out of that shit just as much as we do so stop making those fucking jokes. You are racist, tired, and you’re probably ugly…and your coochie stink.
Stop.
I once saw this comedy special where the comedian did this bit that went “You know who loves...
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chubadubdub:
I’ve never asked for money from tumblr folks but, I’m trying to raise enough money to figure out NOLOSE costs this year and I’d super appreciate any help I can get!
http://www.gofundme.com/2ujfoo
I’m a poor fat queer trying to get to the NOLOSE conference in Portland this year! I need the…
Followers with money, give it here! Followers without money, find some and help a...
My wedding will be such a hodge podge of nerddom. I want sailor scout circlets for my groomsmaids and our bridesmen will have x-men patches on their tuxes and i want a white mage to marry us and my vows will probably have quotes from buffy and dollhouse.
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I want Anna Kendrick to play Natalie in a movie adaptation of Next to Normal.
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Help! People have been flirting with me and I don’t remember how to do this!
How do I say “I would like to touch your genitals but I just got out of a really serious relationship via really rough break up so I don’t know how to be a human” in a socially acceptable manner?
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Whenever i'm at starbucks
Barista: and what size would you like?
Me: Can I get a twelve ounce?
Barista: okay, that's a tall. sixteen is a grande and twenty is a venti.
Me: I really don't care. Like at all.
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this house is too quiet
and it makes me lonely
so i go out
and walk
until my feet hurt
pretending to have errands
too urgent to wait
for
mourning
How long do I have after a break up before i’m expected to eat real food and not camp by a microwave?
I get really embarrassed about the porn I watch, not because it’s really weird or whatever, but because it’s so normal. Like, it’s not radical at all, it’s just like cis frat dudes banging each other on couches. Please don’t judge me.
Other People: Oh, you're not in school right now?
Me: No, but my Facebook statuses get more than fifty likes sometimes so fuck you, you ain't shit. How many followers you even got, bro?
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How Do I Turn the Lights On in this Room?: The Couchsurfer’s Dilemma
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When I’m sad, I feel like the rest of the world should at least pretend to be sad, like just to be polite.
Me: Man, I bet I can use these emotions to write some really good poetry.
Me: ...
Me: I wonder what's on tumblr right now.
April 2013
50 posts
I wish I actually liked bars, because I’m looking hella cute and I want someone to buy me things.
impoddity:
just spent the last hour & sum watching spoken word vids with Sonny. And now I’m kinda like,
“When should I… give you the key… to the house… because you’re staying. Right?”
And then we can slowly replace Molly’s things with cat stuff!
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I’m really glad I have really low pressure jobs right now, like I work at restaurants right now so there’s no homework, no crisis supporting, and no prolonged interaction with people.
This time last year, I had high pressure community organizing jobs and right now, I can barely keep myself together so i’m glad nobody is really depending on me to help them save themselves from...
Old white guy at the bus stop
Him: What music you listening to?
Me: Some 90's hip hop, Mack 10 right now.
Him: ...
Me: ...
Him: You listening to music?
Me: Yes.
dearoldlove:
I know that I’ll never love anyone as much as I love you. But some guilty days I can’t help but wonder if someone else can love me better.
Beyonce: *burps*
Stans: Yes, bitch!!!!! Slay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You better kill the burp game, goddamnit!!!!!!! Keri Hilson who?????????????????? Seventeen Grammys!!! Ending careers and snatching wigs, it's nothing!!! You hoes can't take!!! Werq!!
Beyonce: *burps*
Haters: This bitch contributing to global warming. She ain't have that baby. Why she had to kick LaTavia and LeToya and LaHaterade and Leona Lewis out the group, though? Stupid bitch. She stole that burp. She ain't write that burp! This bitch can't act worth a damn. Burn in hell, Illuminati Priestess bitch.
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So far, “My boyfriend of two and a half years just broke up with me” has gotten me one free coffee, one extra break at work, and one free bubble tea. How far can this get me? I should call my student loans collector.
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I was never any good at falling asleep without you. In our two and a half years, every trip away from you consisted of me staring at hotel ceilings until breakfast.
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My mom won't stop trying
Me: That job didn't work out.
Mom: Move back home.
Me: This break up is really hard.
Mom: Move back home.
Me: I feel sick.
Mom: Move back home.
Me: I'm hungry.
Mom: Move back home.
Me: Hi.
Mom: Move back home.
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The Audacity
I am offended that flowers are still blooming and the sun was shining and the stars dare glitter
and I am here.
And people are still laughing and working and breathing and existing
and I can’t imagine doing any of those things ever again.
That the universe still grows and time still moves
is downright insulting.
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I really just need someone to remind me i’ve been through worse right now.
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So I guess i’m at that stage where I walk around Seattle crying and listening to No Doubt and chain smoking at 1 am.
Fyi, if you don’t want to deal with me being a blubbery mess, I’ve been tagging my break up processing and stuff as “break up” so you can blacklist it, you heartless animals.
underpony:
worldaccordingwrites:
I HATE BEING A YOUNG WRITER BECAUSE I DON’T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE WORLD YET AND MY STORIES LACK REALISM. LIKE WHAT IF A CHARACTER NEEDS TO FILE HIS OR HER TAXES? I DON’T KNOW HOW ONE GOES ABOUT FILING TAXES! YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA OF HOW CONCERNED I AM ABOUT KNOWING HOW TO FILE TAXES.
I used to have this dilemma but now i’m like “Wait. How...
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Love Poems
“A lot of your poems are love poems.” She would often point out. In one way, she was right. My poems revolve around you so much, you should be dizzy. You should be nauseus, sick to death of my bad poetry that secretly holds your name in every other stanza, tucked away like your hand in my hand in my daydreams. But trust that they aren’t love poems. they’re lack-of-love...
impoddity asked: I am continuously floored by how cool you are, and by the fact that I KNOW YOU!!! :dies:
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It's my birthday!
For those of you keeping track; yes, I was dumped two days before my birthday.
