i often confuse my gaydar with my overpowering pleasebegaydar
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Drag Queen
Someone come listen to my new poems! Will trade coffee for your critiques.
my eyes change colour depending on my swag levels. they are the darkest brown when my swag levels are at a maximum. i have never seen them change
Casual reminder that Alex Minsky is somewhere out there in the world, so things can’t be all that bad.
im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
ZAYN MALIK STOP YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A14 YEAR OLD WHITE GIRL
If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.
are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference
it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids
many were lost that day
It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.
My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.
Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse
My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney
I’m bored and should be writing but I don’t want to. Someone talk to me or hang out with me or just exist near me.
Y’all eat fried chicken, watermelon, and drink Kool-Aid too.
Stop making it an exclusively Black thing.
Y’all love the fuck out of that shit just as much as we do so stop making those fucking jokes. You are racist, tired, and you’re probably ugly…and your coochie stink.
I once saw this comedy special where the comedian did this bit that went “You know who loves fried chicken? Black people. You know who else loves fried chicken? Everybody. Because it’s fucking delicious.”
My wedding will be such a hodge podge of nerddom. I want sailor scout circlets for my groomsmaids and our bridesmen will have x-men patches on their tuxes and i want a white mage to marry us and my vows will probably have quotes from buffy and dollhouse.